Nap time: A sacred moment when parents can finally breathe, enjoy a hot cup of coffee, or—let’s be real—catch up on everything. But what happens when your baby treats naps like a wrestling match, resisting sleep with every ounce of…
Bath time was supposed to be one of those peaceful, bonding moments—you know, like in the commercials where the baby giggles while the parents smile effortlessly. But reality? My baby screamed like I had dunked him in lava. Sound familiar?…
Becoming a first-time parent is like signing up for an adventure where you don’t know the language, the map is missing, and your tour guide (aka your baby) has zero chill. Before I had my baby, I thought I was…
It started with a diaper change. A simple, everyday task. My baby wriggled, screamed, and flailed like a tiny octopus escaping captivity. But the moment my partner took over? Silence. Blissful, smug silence. That’s when I realized—I had been dethroned.…
It started at 9 PM.By 10 PM, I had tried rocking, swaddling, and shushing.By midnight, I was questioning every life decision I had ever made. My sweet, adorable baby had transformed into a screaming banshee—red-faced, rigid, and completely inconsolable. Was…
The first time I placed my newborn on his belly, I expected a picture-perfect milestone moment. Instead, I got: ✔️ A face-down protest.✔️ Shrill, Oscar-worthy screams.✔️ The kind of outrage usually reserved for toddlers denied a cookie. I checked the…
The Night I Questioned Everything It was 2:00 AM. The house was dark. The only sound? WAAAAAAAAH! My newborn was screaming like an alarm siren, and I—an exhausted, sleep-deprived parent—had zero idea why. ✔️ Was she hungry?✔️ Was she cold?✔️…
The Day My Sweet Baby Turned into a Walking “No” Button Once upon a time, I had a sweet, giggly baby who happily ate peas and let me dress her in whatever I wanted. Then one morning, I met my…
It was 2 AM, and I had one mission—to put my peacefully sleeping baby into the crib without waking the beast. I moved with the precision of a bomb squad technician. Lowering… lowering… almost there… And then—💥 WAILING. Instant, deafening…
The Day I Became a Human Napkin I should’ve known dinner was going downhill when my toddler stared at his plate like it had personally offended him. One minute, he was poking at his peas, and the next—💥 BAM!—peas were…