Why My Toddler is Basically My Boss & I Just Work for Snacks
I used to have a job with an actual desk, a breakroom with semi-stale doughnuts, and coworkers who didn’t throw sippy cups at my face. But now? Now I report…
Things I Said Before I Had Kids vs. Things I Say Now
Before kids, I was a calm, confident human who believed I would raise tiny humans with poise and perfect logic. Now? I’m a snack-fetching, bedtime-negotiating, coffee-dependent narrator of a real-life…
Why Toddlers Wake Up Too Early & How to Fix It
Picture this: It’s 4:59 AM. The world is still asleep, birds haven’t even started chirping—and suddenly, you hear it. That familiar call: “Moooommy! Daaaaddy!” And just like that, your day…
How to Get Your Toddler to Brush Their Teeth
It starts innocently enough: you hand over the cute, kid-sized toothbrush, add a dot of fluoride-free toothpaste, and say, “Time to brush!” And then—chaos. Flailing limbs, closed lips, full-on meltdown.…
Crib Transition Tips: How to Move Your Baby Without Tears
Ah, the crib—the final frontier in your baby’s sleep journey. Moving your baby from the cozy confines of a bassinet or your arms to the wide-open space of a crib…