How to Tire Out a Hyperactive Toddler (Without Losing Your Sanity)
You know that moment when your toddler is sprinting circles around the couch at 8 PM, screaming “I’M A ROCKET SHIP”? Yeah, that’s not just your house. Having a hyperactive…
Toddler Safety: How to Stop Your Child From Running Away in Public (Without Losing Your Mind)
You haven’t truly known panic until your toddler sprints through Target like it’s the Olympic trials—and you’re left holding one shoe, a diaper bag, and your dignity (barely). 🏃♂️💨 Let’s…
Why My Toddler is Basically My Boss & I Just Work for Snacks
I used to have a job with an actual desk, a breakroom with semi-stale doughnuts, and coworkers who didn’t throw sippy cups at my face. But now? Now I report…
Things I Said Before I Had Kids vs. Things I Say Now
Before kids, I was a calm, confident human who believed I would raise tiny humans with poise and perfect logic. Now? I’m a snack-fetching, bedtime-negotiating, coffee-dependent narrator of a real-life…
How to Get Your Toddler to Brush Their Teeth
It starts innocently enough: you hand over the cute, kid-sized toothbrush, add a dot of fluoride-free toothpaste, and say, “Time to brush!” And then—chaos. Flailing limbs, closed lips, full-on meltdown.…